No, we’re totally sober.
- Telain: I've never met anyone who looked so much like a crack whore without actually being a crack whore...
- Telain: I bet that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you.
This is what I found when I opened up my phone reminders. Obviously I have all my priorities sorted out…
That awkies moment when you wake up after a drunken night and have to apologise for humping and slapping your roommate.
*repeatedly
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Don’t touch.
Just in case someone in the house managed to use half a kilo of butter…
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Ben Howard – Call Me Maybe (1,474 plays)
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